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Total Medals Earned: 772 (From 100 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 12,285 Points

Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Tetraform

Medals Earned: 7/15 (125/405 points)

STRAGGLER 5 Points

Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen

HIROSHIMA 10 Points

Nuke more than 20 enemies at once

YOU'RE A WINNER! 10 Points

Beat the game

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! 25 Points

Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit

DOUBLE WHAMMY 25 Points

Get a multiplier on a boss

USE THE FORCE! 25 Points

Kill 1000 enemies

YOU'RE A REAL WINNER 25 Points

Beat the game without continuing

MY EARS! 5 Points

Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds

AL GORE WOULD BE PROUD 25 Points

Get a full planet

C-C-C-C-COMBO! 25 Points

Get a chain of 10+

HUMANITARIAN 25 Points

Heal an enemy ship

SIDEKICK 25 Points

Have a spike at the end of the game

USA! USA! 25 Points

Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end

PENTAFORCE 50 Points

Get 5 spikes on the planet at once

THAT'S NO MOON 100 Points

Convert a boss into a spike

The Annoying Little Game

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)

Chasing the Unicorns 5 Points

Trippin' Balls

Weakling 10 Points

Die 37 times

Ain't Gonna Cut It 25 Points

Survive the cave of blades

Admirable Patience 50 Points

Finish the game

Invincible 100 Points

Finish the game with no deaths

The Breach

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)

20 Kills 5 Points

Kill 20 enemies

Kill First Boss 10 Points

Kill the first boss

Game Complete 25 Points

Complete the game

Kill 3rd Boss 25 Points

Kill the 3rd Boss

20 Stars 50 Points

Obtain 20 stars

the classroom 3

Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/230 points)

PERVERT 5 Points

What are you staring at?

BULLY 10 Points

Punch the geek.

CHEATER 10 Points

Finish the first level.

LEARNER 5 Points

Complete the tutorial.

ONE SLICK KID 25 Points

Alter the test.

VETERAN 25 Points

Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.

FUTURE GRADUATE 50 Points

Complete the game without using passwords.

PERFECTIONIST 100 Points

Complete the game without being caught.

The Gun Game

Medals Earned: 5/8 (145/395 points)

Midnight Skully 10 Points

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Reloader 10 Points

Reload any weapon 100 times

Juggler 25 Points

Flip a gun 100 times

Campaigner 50 Points

Complete all 21 Campaign stages

Target Hater 50 Points

Equalize 500 targets

Gun Addict 50 Points

Play for 4 hours

Expert 100 Points

Earn 57 expert medals

Ultimate Gun Gamer 100 Points

Collect every single in game achievement

The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 7/16 (160/495 points)

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.

Theia

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)

Bubba Slap 10 Points

Feel the Bubba-Wrath!

Piggy PWN 10 Points

Get totally pwnd by the Piggy

Gotcha 25 Points

Be an easy target!

Lame Score 25 Points

Come on, you can do better than this!

Spider Food 25 Points

Feed your enemy a healthy snack!

Great Score 50 Points

You've done well my child

Scare the Boss 50 Points

Even tough guys can run away

Beat the Game 100 Points

Save Theia!

God Score 100 Points

The Heavens must have gifted you way too much

Piggy Wiggy 100 Points

Meet the final boss

Time Fcuk

Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/270 points)

Is something wrong? 10 Points

get to lvl 9

You are your only companion in life. 10 Points

get to level 22

You've learned nothing 5 Points

Get the bad ending

Everyone will leave you 10 Points

get to level 28

Opinionated 10 Points

vote on 3 maps

Obsessed 25 Points

Vote on 33 maps

Lost in forever 50 Points

beat an explore campaign

The Assent 50 Points

Get the good ending

O))) 100 Points

Vote on 333 maps

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)