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Total Medals Earned: 772 (From 100 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 12,285 Points

Armed Prophet

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Zombie Meat 10 Points

Get killed by a zombie.

Alien Juice 10 Points

Get killed by an alien.

Robot Fuel 10 Points

Get killed by a robot.

Alcoholic 25 Points

Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points

Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Armed Prophet 25 Points

Unlock all weapons.

Chairman 25 Points

Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

Classic Hero 25 Points

Play through every stage.

Hand it Over 25 Points

Kill Zomboss.

Kill Smiley 25 Points

Kill Smileborg

Skull 25 Points

Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

The Freeman 25 Points

Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points

Kill ZOMG

Handy Man 50 Points

Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points

Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Smiley Hater 50 Points

Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Testosterowned 50 Points

Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Babies Dream of Dead Worlds

Medals Earned: 7/13 (120/450 points)

PHYSICAL THERAPY 5 Points

Finish the tutorial.

TEAR IN THE WORLD 5 Points

Enter a rift.

HAPPY FAMILY 10 Points

Finish the first level for each character.

JUST ANOTHER DAY 25 Points

Finish Mell's story.

RACE FOREVER 25 Points

Finish Fuzor's story.

SINGULAR SPEED 25 Points

Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.

THE QUEST TO BECOME 25 Points

Finish Naaij's story.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION 5 Points

Find the incomplete area.

FULL POCKETS 25 Points

Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.

RACE TO THE END 50 Points

Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.

TREASURE HUNTER 50 Points

Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.

ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER 100 Points

Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.

THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING 100 Points

Get a gold in all Naaij levels.

Ban That Fulp!

Medals Earned: 3/4 (35/40 points)

Over 500! 25 Points

Ban him at 500 + MPH

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Wade Mode 5 Points

Activated Wade mode

Binary

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)

01 10 Points

Activate both cores of Planet I.

10 10 Points

Activate both cores of Planet II.

11 50 Points

Activate all four cores and reconnect the data beam.

Blasting Agent

Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/170 points)

Dash Master 10 Points

90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 1 Easy

Bazooka King 10 Points

90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 2 Easy

Double Jumper 25 Points

100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 1 Hard

Space Captain 25 Points

90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 3 Easy

Bomb Gun 50 Points

100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 2 Hard

Ninja Power 50 Points

100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 3 Hard

Boring Game

Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Brawl Royale

Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)

NoLegs 5 Points

Silly cat, get off ma lawn.

Red Mage 5 Points

That's not even a real sword.

Tonberry 5 Points

Go back to your cave.

Yoko 5 Points

Farukon Paaansh.

Black Waltz 10 Points

Wololo.

Lazarus 10 Points

Ma gun's bigger.

Mecha 25 Points

Systems failure imminent.

Natalie 25 Points

Go back to kitchen.

Canti 50 Points

Master the guitar.

Masochist 50 Points

Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.

Goku 100 Points

Save the universe from evil.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Cave of Wonders

Medals Earned: 5/10 (120/315 points)

Rude awakening 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 1st form.

Tighty whitey power 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 2nd form.

Abyss-mal 25 Points

Find the 2nd alternate ending.

Stack the deck 25 Points

Defeat Luis' 3rd form.

Flee powder 50 Points

Escape the cave.

Black Coffin 10 Points

Die before beating Luis.

Grape Crush 25 Points

Find the 1st alternate ending.

Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points

Beat the game in under 200 seconds.

Real Ultimate Power 100 Points

Complete all other achievements!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Chibi Knight

Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/155 points)

Dragon-slayer 5 Points

Beat Island Beast

Chibi-mage 10 Points

Get all 4 spells

Furball-slayer 10 Points

Beat Canyon Beast

Demon-slayer 25 Points

Defeat Demon Beast

Worthy-chibi 25 Points

Defeat all 3 knights

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Speed-runner 25 Points

Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells

Grinder 50 Points

Level up everything to level 8

Cloud Control

Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/85 points)

Stratus 10 Points

Solve 5 puzzles.

Altocumulus 25 Points

Solve 10 puzzles.

Cirrus 50 Points

Reach the ending.